Programmer Joke

(Mark Wonsil) #1

A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.000000119 root beers. The bartender says, “I’m gonna have to charge you extra; that’s a root beer float”. And the programmer says, “Well in that case make it a double”.

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(Haso Keric) #2

What does garlic do when it gets hot?

It takes its cloves off. :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

(Calvin Krusen) #3

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That’s a hardware problem.

(Greg Bakker) #4

I always get my holidays confused…because Oct 31 = Dec 25 :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

(Brandon Anderson) #5

(Greg Bakker) #6

:rofl:That’s why I shared the joke here…I knew I wouldn’t have to explain it to this crowd.
P.S. My kids didn’t laught at it.

(Brandon Anderson) #7

It had nothing to do with your post. I just saw this and had to share it. Your post just bumped the programmer jokes thread, so I jumped on the opportunity.

(Calvin Krusen) #8